Thursday Special ~ Supersex

A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down the halls in a nursing home.

As she ran, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say “Supersex.”

She ran up to an elderly man in a wheelchair, flipping her gown at him, she said, “Supersex.”

He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered,….

“I’ll take the soup.”

I wonder why my oldest brother sent this to me? Do you think his aim was to encourage or discourage me from going into a home for the bewildered elderly?

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30 thoughts on “Thursday Special ~ Supersex

  1. I’d try to avoid a home for the elderly, if I were you. Most of them sound more like storage facilities than comfortable places to live.

    • Nick, the only home for me is the one I have: My own front door, comfortable beds and chairs to sit in and food I can cook the way I like it.

  2. Gods waiting room is what I heard a very good friend describe a local nursing room – reminded her that her time may come and knowing her family she’d have no say in the matter. Good friend laughed and took it well – but did mention she ‘was’ a bit worried over some of their possible decisions. Food for thought – or food for sex lol

  3. well that was a coffee spitter – luckily I have learned to look away quickly when reading your joke posts. Now I have to clean the wall.

  4. Dumb ole me, I’d read this before and didn’t get it. Maybe I was too young then, but I’ve matured since then and I laughed ’til I was breathless, which only took five minutes or so since I’m a bit old myself now. That fella must have been reaaaallllly old, judging from the old guys I used to take care of on the geriatric ward of the local hospital. 😀

  5. My good friend was in a wheelchair, 92, in a nursing home. An old man tried to make out with her while all were watching TV. She is still somewhat beautiful. She was so indignant that she & her husband (younger) moved into an assisted living home. I hear old men are never too old for sex, but the soup would be good too.

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