Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther,
“Yaw know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I’m gonna do it different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.
Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii . I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas , and Earlene got pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn’t get pregnant again.”
Luther asks Billy Bob, “So, what you gonna do this year that’s different?”
“I’m taking Earlene with me”.
Thanks to Nancy L for this weeks little rib tickler.
Ooh naughty naughty – do you think Billy Bob will cotton on lol
Billy Bob might find another person in the holiday party this year! 😉
did not see that coming and it made me literally laugh out loud! 🙂
A laugh a day is just what the Doctor ordered!
Plenty of rednecks around here. Can’t say as I’ve ever known anyone called Billy Bob, but I’ve known a couple of Jim Bobs, our neighbor is named Luther, and, when I was a teen, my sister called me Bubba*.
*That was just after we moved to Texas from Nebraska and she was working hard to fit in, including developing a Texas accent.
Mike, I have a brother called Paddy, but he certainly does not fit the stereotype of an Irish Paddy in any way. Right Barbara?
Oops. I DID NOT see that coming.
Al, you are not alone! 😆
Like it ! .. 🙂 .. Keep ’em coming
John, I’ll do my best!
You had me going with that one!
I don’t write them. I only share them. Nancy L is always good for a story or three!
Surprised a giggle out of me!
Celia, no harm in that!
Leave Earlene at home and take her brother.Problem solved,after all these are rednecks 🙂
Danlon, welcome back. You have a good idea there! 😀
That’s FANTASTIC!!! 😀 What a great laugh.
Nancy, I can hear you all the way over the pond!
Did you know it is considered racist to make redneck jokes or call someone a redneck? …no kidding. Dianne (also fat jokes are out)
Dianne, when I was growing up, I was often called a ‘redneck’, ‘Carrot top’, .’Skinny malink. Melodeon legs, Big banana feet’., ‘Drip dry’ and ‘Freckles’. None of them ever did me any harm, I never heard of the word racist . The world has gone crazy with all this pc crap. You mention fat jokes, A so called lady poked me in the ribs recently and remarked at how thin I was (as if it was a crime)! I wanted to retaliate with ‘Look at all the rolls of fat you have’, but I didn’t lower myself to her level.
Lots of people actually pride themselves on being rednecks, believe it or not.
That does not surprise me, Mike. I suppose it all depends on how the term is used.
He may be taking Earlene with him, but he’d better keep a close eye on her as well. It only takes an unobserved five minutes with one of the local waiters….
Nick I think the problem might be if Luther came too!
What a story to come back from vacation to!
I hope you had a good time with family!