Thursday Special ~ Moles & Holes

A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole,
all live together in a little mole hole.

One day, papa mole sticks his head
out of the hole, sniffs the air and said,
‘ Yummy! I smell maple syrup!’

The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole,
sniffs the air and said, ‘Oh, Yummy! I smell honey!’

Now baby mole is trying to stick his head
out of the hole to sniff the air, but can’t
because the bigger moles are in the way.
This makes him whine, ‘Geez, all I can smell is….

MOL ASSES

I have David to thank for this one.

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12 thoughts on “Thursday Special ~ Moles & Holes

  1. Oh sure….blame someone else for this! If you’re going to post these groaners, at least have the courage to admit to them. I’ve often wondered what life would be like with another Tilly Bud. Now I know.

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