Thursday Special ~ Girl’s Night Out

Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out; both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day, one woman’s husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, ‘These damn girls’ night out has got to stop. I’m starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties.’

‘You think that’s bad’ said the other husband, ‘Mine is lying in bed with a card stuck in her ass that says:

‘From all of us at the Fire Station. We’ll never forget you.’

12 thoughts on “Thursday Special ~ Girl’s Night Out

  1. Grannymar

    I can’t take you anywhere! 😳

    And there’ll be no Bacardi Breezers allowed when we get to the IBA’s πŸ˜†

  2. Grannymar,

    Firemen have to deal with all kinds of people, like this one:

    A blonde calls this rural fire department all excited. She says, “Come quick my barns on fire, my barn’s on fire.” The dispatcher says, “Calm down now just tell us how to get there.” She says, “Oh, don’t you have that big red truck anymore?”

  3. @Nick – πŸ˜‰

    @Annie – Mostly I forget the stories I have told.

    @Chrisd – That is what you call above and beyond the call of duty! πŸ™„

    @Nancy – I am sure the firemen have some great stories to tell!

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