Do You eat Broccoli?

If the answer is yes, I suggest you read this

Now before you click on the link put down that hot drink!

We don’t need any more accidents. πŸ™„

UPDATE: It looks like that link no longer works. 😦

21 thoughts on “Do You eat Broccoli?

  1. This explains those most memorable words of George Bush Sr.

    β€œI do not like broccoli. And I haven’t liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I’m President of the United States and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli.”

  2. Oh jaysis, I nearly choked on my pasta. THAT’s how funny that was. Well done GM, great find!

    “Which one won the race? Did I win the race? Do they have eyes? I won’t have any children. I don’t want to put my willy in that secret hole. “

  3. My God! The kid’s right. I remember it now…….

    We had returned home from an evening of drinking and dancing. He wanted to make mad passionate love but I wanted to eat. I opened the frig and it was then that I heard it; the siren call of the broccoli.

    I knew I was tempting fate by eating 18 pieces but caution goes to the winds when you are caught up in the moment. He begged me to stop;not wanting the responsibility of fatherhood, but it was too late. The seed had been planted,the broccoli had been eaten.

    There was no turning back now.There’s no “Morning After” pill for broccoli.

    So, that’s how it happened, folks. Listen to the kids when they try to tell you something. They are usually right….

  4. Goodness, don’t they know babies are left under the gooseberry bush? Coming out of mummy’s tummy, indeed – they’ll believe anything.

  5. Work finished for another day!

    @whoopsadaisy – Children learn from what we say, sometimes even when we don’t realise they are listening.

    @Lottie – I am well away from you! πŸ˜‰

    @Nancy – Thanks for the lesson! πŸ˜€

    @Roy – Stick with the baby stem brocoll!

    @Paddy – πŸ˜†

    @Nick – I came from under a gooseberry bush!

    @raptureponies – Are you going on a diet?

    @Judy – Keep away from tomatoes, they have seeds!

  6. Haha absolutley hilarious even at 6:44 am! “I won’t have any children. I don’t want to put my willy in that secret hole.” Oh yes he will, and how!

  7. @ChrisD – Be careful hoe many florets you eat. πŸ™„

    @Baino – I’m glad to make your day start with a smile!

  8. That is so cute…out of the mouths of babes…they never fail to amaze me…

    Art Linkletter was had it so right when he said “Kids say the darnest things”..

    Dorothy from grammology

  9. My parents tried to convince me it was something to do with fruit flies!


    Mind you I do like some of the ideas put forth here. Err! There!

  10. Magpie

    Fruitflies and gooseberry bushes… that was it!

    Gives a whole new meaning to Playing gooseberry! πŸ™„

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