Thursday Special ~ The Duck Walk

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, ‘We only have one rule here in heaven don’t step on the ducks!’

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, ‘Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!’

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on — very tall, long eyelashes, muscular. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, ‘I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?’

The guy says ‘I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck.

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11 thoughts on “Thursday Special ~ The Duck Walk

  1. @Steph – Nudge off and pack your case! šŸ˜‰

    @Lottie – With all the good people up there Peter must get very bored!

    @Baino – I met many a frog…. thats all I’m saying! šŸ™„

  2. Grannymar,

    I’m Back! I was gathering sea shells at the seashore in Cape May, New Jersey. What a beautiful spot.

    About your story here. I love tales like this where the unexpected happens. Here’s another.

    Dick was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

    When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife to share that fortune.

    One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

    “I may look like just an ordinary man”, he said to her,”but,in just a few years my father will die and I will inherit $20 Million Euros”.

    Impressed ,the woman obtained his business card and three days later she became his Stepmother.

    Woman are so much better at Estate Planning than men.

  3. @ChrisD – Some you win, some you lose.

    @Nancy _ We missed you! I like that womwn’s style! (Toyboys watch out!)

    @lorna – Nancy always has a story.

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