Thursday Special ~ Sunday Morning Exercise

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling…

I think you need to put down that hot coffee… NOW!

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Mary Kate went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning.”

Horrified, Mary Kate told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

“Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church Bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.

Nice and slow and even…….. Nothing too strenuousโ€ฆ. simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,

“He’d still be alive if the fire engine hadn’t come along.

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16 thoughts on “Thursday Special ~ Sunday Morning Exercise

  1. This story brings a whole new meaning to Chuck Berry’s song…

    My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling

    “When I was a little biddy boy
    My grandma bought me a cute little toy
    Two Silver bells on a string
    She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling”

    Ding!….Dong! ๐Ÿ˜†

  2. Hee Haw! Snort!

    It’s 12;25 on Friday…and I have missed a whole day somewhere…I’ll go to bed smiling!

  3. very good – I really like the jokes you post. Having the blues today where I am even cross with myself! and that really cheered me up.

    thank you!

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