Thursday Special ~ Saying what you see

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’

The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.

And then the fight started…..

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15 thoughts on “Thursday Special ~ Saying what you see

  1. This one’s true:

    “Well Kathleen, that was a wonderful meal” the visitor complimented my mother.

    ” I agree,” said Bert (my father),” I taught her everything she knows about cooking!”

    The fight started later……

  2. Grannymar,

    I went to the doctor the other day and when I got home my husband asked how everything was.

    I told him the doctor said I was in exceptional shape for a woman my age.

    Then he said,”Oh, really , what did he say about that big ass of yours?”

    I said.”He never mentioned your name.”

  3. You did it again, Nancy. My day has started laughing at two jokes – Grannymar’s and yours. I don’t know where you get them, but they make my day. Thanks to both of you.

  4. @Mike – Fistycuffs more than a note I think.

    @Primal – Glad to oblige.

    @Magpie – I often heard comments like that from my own father.

    @ChrisD – What gives you that impression? πŸ˜‰

    @Nancy – Once again, it’s a winner!

    @Darlene – We all need a laugh a day.

  5. It’s virtually impossible to pay Jenny any compliments because she’s so self-critical (like most women) and never believes me. I can praise everything about her and all she says is “What are you after?”

  6. @JD – I like honesty, alas not all women do!

    @Nick – It depends when and how you pay the compliments.

    @Deborah – πŸ˜€

  7. My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

    My wife asked,’Do you know her?’

    ‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right
    after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.’

    ‘My God!’ says my wife, ‘Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’

    And then the fight started…..

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