Thursday Special ~ Listen to Papa

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mama that she is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, ‘who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!’

The girl picks up the telephone and makes a call.

Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them:

‘Your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge. Β I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.
If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?’

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him….

‘You a gonna try again.’

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15 thoughts on “Thursday Special ~ Listen to Papa

  1. Haven’t got the ferarri yet GM
    Would a crossbar on my bike do?…and we wouldn’t leave a carbon foorprint!

  2. @Steph – The Toyboys here are more than enough me at the moment thank you! πŸ™„

    @Mike – The last time I was on the crossbar of a fella’s bike I was 10 years old and eating the Kimberly biscuits he bought me with his first wage packet from a summer job!

    @ChrisB – I am not sure that there are any new jokes, most are recycled in some way shape or form.

  3. I might be able to get you my Ferrari F355 Challenge πŸ™‚

    Well, in Forza 2 I can – not sure about real life πŸ˜›

  4. Nice one. In return:

    A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

    When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat she says,

    ‘Well, that’s great….that’s just great…. some asshole’s got my pen’!

  5. @Debs – Get up off the floor! πŸ˜€

    @Chris D – Dare I ask what is Forza 2?

    @DD – Dolmio people! πŸ˜†

    @Thrifty – I like it.

  6. Haha . . .hooray for the ol double standard!
    Q. Should I have a baby after 35?
    A. No, 35 children is enough.

  7. Haha…That’s a good one Grannymar. πŸ™‚ New rule for me. No sipping of tea while reading Grannymar’s blog! I just about lost a half cup of Earl Grey whilst trying not to laugh, and that would not be proper. πŸ™‚

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