A man walks into the local social welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, “Hi. I just HATE drawing the dole. I’d really rather have a job.”
The young lady behind the counter says “Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful, nymphomaniac daughter. You’ll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he’ll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, all of your meals will be provided. You’ll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
You’ll also be provided with a two-bedroom apartment. The starting salary is £150,000 a year.”
The man, wide-eyed, says, “You’re kidding’ me!”
The social worker says, “Yeah well… You started it.”