Now I will let you into a secret….
I saw the contraption bike around the town on several occasions recently. I realised that I knew who owned it. Most days last week it was parked on the pavement outside a jewellery shop. Well I say jewellery, but you know the type – high style today but well out of fashion by the weekend. On Friday the temptation was far too much…
I went into the shop which had several customers browsing around at the time. I walked to a counter topped with a glass case displaying watches. A young gentleman came and asked if he could help me.
GM – “How many watches do you need to buy to get the bike”?
Howls of laughter break out all around the shop.
GM – “That bike outside, it belongs to you doesn’t it”?
Everyone – “It belongs to David, the boss!”
GM – “Do you think I could take a photograph of it please”?
Young man – “Sure, that would be no problem.”
GM – “What I really would like is to sit on it and have a photograph taken!”
Flurry to find the keys to switch off the bike’s alarm. It seemed like everyone wanted me to sit on David’s bike, mind you David was not there at the time.
So out of the shop I walked with a Toyboy young salesman. He flicked his flicker and we heard the bike beep, it was now safe for me to climb on board. I did ❗
Sitting up in the seat with more chins than a Chinese phone book I arranged myself for the photo by stretching out my arms to put them on the handlebars.
The handlebars were miles away!
Young man – “Ahem! That is the pillion seat, I think you need to move down to the lower level”.
I did…… with difficulty. He took the photo and another one for good measure
and then the real fun started…
I constantly say “Be careful what you wish for because you might just get it!” Well it looked like I got what I asked for; I was on the bike, and how in all that was good and holy was I ever going to get off it?
Thankfully the young man was a gentleman and didn’t take a picture! 😉