Thursday Special ~ A Man and a Woman

It takes an Italian man to make a Woman feel like a woman…

On a recent Transatlantic flight,a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is terrible and things go from bad to worse when a wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. “I’m too young to die.” she wails. Then she yells,”Well, if I’m going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?”

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then an Italian man stands up in the back of the plane. He is gorgeous; tall,well built,with dark brown hair and hazel eyes…

He starts walking slowly up the aisle,unbuttoning his shirt..one button at a time..

No one moves…

He removes his shirt..

Muscles ripple across his chest…

She gasps..

He whispers..

“Iron this, and get me something to eat…”

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16 thoughts on “Thursday Special ~ A Man and a Woman

  1. Grannymar,

    Do you know where he was going?

    I want to book that flight . I’ll iron his damned shirt and get him a slice of pizza…..

  2. Welcome Laura, and welcome home from hospital. I wish you well on your difficult journey ahead.

    Is there such a thing as a typical man? I’m not sure.

  3. Hahaha . . .I used to think ironing shirts as a newlywed was a blissful occupation. Took about 3 months of business shirts to finally say ‘iron yer own’. (I’m full of it mind you . . still iron DrummerBoy’s clothes – I’ve created a monster!)

  4. Grannymar,
    That was too funny. On a similar note, do you know why jewelers no longer repair womens watches?
    They’re putting clocks on stoves today.

    🙂

  5. *sigh*, oh that the world would change, GM, that joke had such a truthful ring to it.
    Good for you, BTW, on questioning Mercier on those profits!
    XO
    WWW

  6. Chris ~ You have to keep all eyes open! 😉

    WWW ~ I agree with you.

    Conor ~ Now, now! 😀

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