Thursday Special ~ Toilet Cleaning Instructions

Several posts have had a lavatorial theme of late and since Nancy passed this on to me, I think it is just what I need to clean up my act.

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Put both the lid and the seat of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close down the lid. You may need to stand on the lid. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ‘power-wash’ and ‘rinse’.

Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both the lid and the seat.

The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
Both the bowl and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Scoured cat

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Sincerely,
The Dog

Laughing Dog

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15 thoughts on “Thursday Special ~ Toilet Cleaning Instructions

  1. Grannymar,

    You mentioned that I had sent this to you and I neglected to tell you one thing.

    That cat was black when I put him in the toilet.

  2. Heh! You had me at the pet shampoo. Here’s me thinking Grannymar must have some awesome tip that pet shampoo is a much better alternative to toilet duck! πŸ˜‰ I need to get out more!

  3. Nancy do you think we might start a new trend for bleached cats!

    Deborah you mean Grannymar should get out more!

  4. Has anyone seen my cat? He seems to have mysteriously disappeared 😦

    There’s a hungry white one looking in the window at me but my cat is black! πŸ™„

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