Did you really ENJOY getting all those cutesy little gifts for Christmas from every person in your address book? You know the ones ~~
Smellies, of the candle or cosmetic variety that immediately turn your stomach or give you a rash.
Chocolates you are not supposed to eat or have nuts in to break your teeth or catch under your dentures.
A tasteless little ornament, to clutter a shelf and give you stress every time you see it.
Travel slippers three sizes to small
So here’s what I got:
I bet that he probably made you smile.
When you’re finished trying to see up his loincloth, (and you just looked again, didn’t you??) now put him back and remember I got him first!
Thank you Santa!