Thursday Special ~ Sleeping Partner

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband
opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said, “stand in the corner.”
She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him
with talcum powder.
“Don’t move until I tell you to,” she whispered, “just pretend
you’re a statue.”
“What’s this honey?” the husband inquired as he entered the room.
“Oh, it’s just a statue” she replied nonchalantly.
“The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us.” No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the Kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
“Here,” he said to the ‘statue’, “eat something. I stood like an
idiot at the Smiths’ for three days, and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water.”

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6 thoughts on “Thursday Special ~ Sleeping Partner

  1. Why does this remind me of the woman who advertised for the “World’s Greatest Lover”. A few days later she heard “Ding Dong” and went to her door. On her step was a man with no arms and no legs. She said ,”Yes, what can I do for you?” He said he was answering her ad for the World’s Greatest Lover.

    She said,”You have no arms and no legs, how can you be the World’s Greatest Lover ?”

    He said,’ I RANG THE DOORBELL, DIDN’T I?”

  2. Baino ~ Men have ‘selective’ noticing, like we have selective hearing.

    Chris ~ there is no such thing as a new story, they all come round…and round!

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