Thursday Special ~ I’M A SENIOR CITIZEN!

I’m the life of the party…… even if it lasts until 8 p.m.

I’m very good at opening childproof caps… with a hammer.

I’m usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.

I’m awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I’m smiling all the time because I can’t hear a thing you’re saying.

I’m very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over…

I’m aware that other people’s grandchildren are not nearly as cute as mine.

I’m so cared for — long term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

I’m not really grouchy,

I just don’t like traffic, waiting, crowds, lawyers, loud music, noisy kids, barking dogs, politicians and a few other things I can’t seem to remember right now.

I’m sure everything I can’t find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.

I’m wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that’s just my left leg.

I’m having trouble remembering simple words like…….

I’m beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.

I’m sure they are making adults much younger these days, and when did they let kids become policemen?

I’m wondering, if you’re only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?

And, how can my kids be older than I feel sometimes?

I’m a walking storeroom of facts….. I’ve just lost the key to the storeroom door.

Yes, I’m a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!

4 thoughts on “Thursday Special ~ I’M A SENIOR CITIZEN!

  1. Life is what you make of it – long may you continue to have fun, Grannymar.

    Just don’t press ‘control’ and ‘enter’ 🙂

  2. Grannymar

    When I visited my parents today I spotted the following on a wall in the nursing home…

    We’ve seen it all
    Done it all
    Heard it all
    We just can’t
    Remember it all

    That’s old age in a nutshell for you!

    btw I had to write it down to remember it 😦

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