According to the Boys…

Five-year-old Mark couldn’t wait to tell his father about the movie we had watched on television, “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.” The scenes with the submarine and the giant octopus had kept him wide-eyed.

In the middle of the telling, his father interrupted Mark, “What caused the submarine to sink?”

With a look of incredulity Mark replied, “Dad, it was the 20,000 leaks!”

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A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens.

“How did you know?” his mother asked.

“Daddy picked them up and looked underneath,” he replied.

“I think it’s printed on the bottom.”

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4 thoughts on “According to the Boys…

  1. Mum was driving her young daughter to her friends house.
    “Mummy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?”
    “Darling, you’re not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother warns. “It is not polite.”
    “OK,” the little girl says, “how much do you weigh?”
    “Now really,” the mother says, “these are personal questions and are really none of your business.”
    Undaunted, the little girl asks, “Why did you and daddy get a divorce?”
    “That is enough questions, honestly!”
    Later, whilst playing with her friend, the topic is revisited:
    “My Mum wouldn’t tell me anything,” The little girl says to her friend.
    “Well,” said the friend, “all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It’slike a report card, it has everything on it.”
    Later that night the little girl says to her mother, “I know how old you are, you are 32.”
    The mother is surprised and asks, “How did you find that out?”
    “I also know that you weigh 65 kilos.”
    The mother is past surprise and shock now. “How in heavens name did you find that out?”
    “And,” the little girl says triumphantly, “I know why you and daddy got a divorce.”
    “Oh really?” the mother asks. “Why?”
    “Because you got an F in sex

  2. Baino I love it!

    Joy I like cats where I like snow – on greeting cards, but those kittens are cute.

    Snow in Ireland is not of the powdery variety, we get the wet slushy type.

    WWW glad you enjoyed the above.

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