Living in Love and Harmony

One evening Richard, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife ‘Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.

Maybe it would take a few inches off of your bottom!!’

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. ‘What the Hell is this??’ he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.

‘April,’ he called into the bathroom, ‘Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?’

She replied with a snigger…

‘It’s not talcum powder……

It’s ‘Miracle Grow’!

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