Short Courses for Men This Winter

Registration Must Be Completed By Friday October 12th 2007

NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum.

Classes begin Monday, 22nd October 2007

1

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy – Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going To Be Late.

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered

Mon

4 Weeks

7:00 pm

2 hours

2

The Toilet Paper Roll — Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion.

Sat

2 Weeks

12 Noon

2 hours

3

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bath? – Group Practice.

Wed

4 weeks

6.00pm

2 hours

4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Basket and The Floor – Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Sat

3 weeks

2.00pm

5

After Dinner Dishes — Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink or dish washer? Examples on Video

Thur

4 weeks

7.00pm

2 hours

6

Loss Of Identity — Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.

Help Line Support and Support Groups

Fri

4 weeks

7.00pm

7

Health Watch – Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.

Graphics and Audio Tapes

Mon

3 nights

8.00pm

2 hours

8

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost — Real Life Testimonials

Tue

6.00pm

Location to be determined

9

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?

Driving Simulations

Sat

4.00pm

2 weeks

2 hours

10

Learning to Live – Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.

Online Classes and role-playing

Tue

7.00pm

location to be determined

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

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10 thoughts on “Short Courses for Men This Winter

  1. 2 hours a day for two weeks while she parallel parks?

    hmmmm…doesn’t sound too bad. i mean, that’s works out to be just one attempt per class, after all…

  2. WWW, I am worried.

    There have been no takers yet! Do you think all the men are hiding?

  3. Doc you got it all wrong.

    You go to the class and learn to stay calm, while she practises at home.

    Easy peesy!

  4. Mmmhh. On “mature reflection” I might need training on No. 6. Also half of the course on No. 3. I always lift the seat but often still miss – usually to the right strangely…(too much detail????, LOL!).

    I’m delighted that no course on ironing exists this winter….YES!!!! You see I got a burn mark from ironing years ago and I’m psychologically unable to return to it.

  5. John,

    It is just as well that I grew up in a house with four brothers.

    Otherwise I wouldn’t know what you are talking about! 😉

  6. I would like to enrol DrummerBoy for all 10 classes please and should Ironing for Dummies,Lawnmowing 101 or Acquainting Yourself With Laundry Applicances be offered at a future date, please email the timetable and start times.

  7. I have already graduated from course no 3 and this year am taking up a masters degree in the subject which will specialise in “Is it possible to start urinating while the toilet seat is down, realise your mistake and try and lift the seat without breaking the flow ?”

    I am practicing every day now and have almost found the optimum velocity at which you lift the seat and yet avoid the worst of the rebound splashes.

  8. Class 3 has been extended by a further two weeks.

    These extra weeks focus on aiming at a floating table tennis ball!

    Go on try it!

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