Do you fancy a pint

Did you hear the one about….

Man walks past a pet shop, in the window he sees an advert for a talking centipede €500.00.

He goes in and buys it and takes it home in a little box.

After about half an hour he says to the centipede “fancy a pint”.

No answer.

“Do you fancy a pint,” he shouts.

No answer.

He takes the lid off the box and hollers “do you fancy a pint”.

The centipede raised his head and replied “I heard you the first time I’m putting my shoes on.

2 thoughts on “Do you fancy a pint

  1. The help pass the day.

    I’m off to tackle the grass, no toyboys when you need them.

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