Over the past few months I have been naughty! Not really naughty, just a teeny-weeny, little bit.
I Grannymar am a Kleptomaniac!
You see I have developed a liking for reading other folks Blogs. They cover a wide spectrum and are not all listed in my Blogroll. Perhaps one of these days I might find the time to sort it out. So how can that be naughty?
I steal phrases or sentences I like. My collection is growing.
Today for fun I wondered if I used all of them what kind of post it would turn out to be. So here goes, and (((((HUGS))))))))) to everyone I stole from. See if you recognise a few words that belong to you:
I find myself in a strange space today as Mother Winter breathes crisp air into our my lungs, but my bathroom smells like a bucketful of barnacles that have been rotting for a week in the belly of a whale. There was no excuse for this, so I had to get down to some serious cleaning.
As I scrubbed I sang a little ditty to myself. At this stage I must confess that the only place I dare sing is in the bathroom. I didn’t ‘do’ music at school. Since I couldn’t carry a tune in my head, there was little point of me carrying a violin. As I sang croaked, my mind wandered to “Mushroom Meg”. In the town where I was born, bred and buttered, you were nobody unless you had a nickname! Mushroom Meg was at school with me, in fact we shared a desk. She called me “frost frogs”. Her granny who was German told her “This is the way people in Germany are called when they easily get cold!”
I know I am sometimes forgetful. But there again, some of life is just as well forgotten. And I eventually remember the important things. Today I remembered something important! It was Mushroom Meg‘s Happy Mummmbledy-somethingth Brithday!
As we grew up she had all the signs of too much junk food and lack of exercise. She never realised that a tube of lipstick or the latest handbag and shoes can never make-up up for dry skin, dull hair lack-lustre eyes and a tired overweight body!
It is quite a few months since the last time we met for lunch; she had poor health for a year or two. I was afraid to hug her too hard because she seemed so very tiny and fragile. I have seen too many dear friends leave this world too soon; before they understood the great freedom that comes with aging. So I phoned Mushroom Meg with my usual birthday greeting: Yay for annual continuation days! (Birthdays) We talked of things we “coulda-woulda-shoulda” done, and she told me about her sister “Lucy Leek”
I can no longer hear the name Lucy Leek without becoming incandescent with rage about something or other. Lucy Leek has very strange ideas. She seems to think when you pay cash into a bank it goes in their safe wrapped up in rubber bands with your name on until you need to withdraw it again. Her attitude could use a little adjustment, when our dear Lucy Leek gets something into her mind hell and high water won’t stop her trying to force her ideas on her audience. I certainly could use a bit more patience with her.
So things are going stingingly in Funnymoon-land. Elly called to tell me she had an emergency trip to doctor as an insect bite has flared up badly. Thanks to the EU health card that we should all carry, the visit was free.
All the travelling reminded me of something I have discovered about a sense of place. It is that you can travel the country, seeing, touching, tasting, talking to people, participating in their community events and come to know something about each one.
The most important discovery of all, however, is that place truly resides within your heart and soul and memories.
As When the sun sets on this day, remember that God, in his infinite low sodium wisdom, loves you! And for what it’s worth- I do too!
Yep. I see mine.
First with a correct answer. Go to the top[ of the class and give out the pencils!
Wow – you mean the whole post ISN’T a transcript of The Beatles White Album?
; ‘ )
Hi Doc, how’s the holiday going?
oh, lordy: i’m sending a new post out tonight via the fastest pigeon i can find about the weird, disgusting yet strangely satisfying ritual Nora and I just underwent: we are now proud Golden Shellbacks, but, boy o boy, that’s a ceremony i can do without again…i also have a new drink for your larder.
Do we get points for finding other people’s bits there? Like I bet I saw something that looked liked it came straight from WWW’s copy into your paste. *giggle* So any points for me dear grannymar????
I didn’t recognize any phrases. But, I’ve been real busy thinking about something else you said. Do you mean to tell me that my money isn’t in a special locker in the bank with rubber bands around it?
Ah yes, something seems familiar….
Gaye you get half a point 🙂 for recognising somebody elses work.
Betty, sorry to tell you about the money and you can blame Gary!
Wow! That is a very creative post, Grannymar. I recognised one of my lines. Thanks Grannymar. 🙂
Welcome JD, I have to prove I read other Blogs. 😉