Grandad thinks I am chicken!
I don’t hide behind a hairy face! I leave that to old men!
Look what he awarded me:
A useless ikkle logo! Now if it was a plate of Crabs legs, that might be tasty.
Now Grandad, listen up! I have no Crabs. I run a clean house, thank you!
Grannymar 
Y’are chicken! You hide a prestigious award in a tiny little image that people have to click on.
Are you not going to award any of your favourite sites?
Or am I the only favourite site you have?
But…but I might need their help when you sue me!