True or False

  1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
  2. Alfred Hitchcock didn’t have a belly button.
  3. If colouring weren’t added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.
  4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it’s from being indoors a lot more.
  5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!
  6. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
  7. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don’t appear until they are 2-6 years old.
  8. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in queues.
  9. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
  10. The average housefly lives for one month.
  11. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
  12. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
  13. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.
  14. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
  15. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.
  16. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.
  17. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in “An Officer and a “Gentleman” and “Tootsie.
  18. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
  19. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburettor.
  20. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.

They are all TRUE … Now go back and think about #14!!!

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15 thoughts on “True or False

  1. Hi K8, has the puter risen from the dead? Missed you!

    Good job my Elly is away on Funnymoon otherwise she might never close her eyes AGAIN!

  2. Yuck…I hope mine was little. That kind of freaks me out. This was intereting Grannymar….thanks. Green Coke…now there’s an entirely different image. So Alfred didn’t have a belly button huh? Is that possible? Where was his umbilical cord? Maybe that explains a few things about him.

  3. Joy I am waiting for baino’s reaction. She lives in Oz and talks of very large spiders that sound like they have clogs on!!!

    Maybe Alfred’s mother drank Green Coke!

  4. Grannymar,

    As far as Number 17 is concerned….. John Travolta is too big to be the little girl in Tootsie. Dustin Hoffman was better. And nobody could have picked up Debra Winger and carried her out of that place better than Richard Gere. He was superb!!!!!

  5. Flies don’t live that long in my house! Nothing like a can of Mortein and a rubber thong – then the lizard on my router likes to eat the corpses so swatting is more environmentally friendly. doubt I could swallow a Huntsman and not know it although one’s tried to penetrate an orifice before and Adam had one in his hat! (I’m not trying to put anyone off from coming here, they’re big enough for you to see them coming. One squirt of spider spray, thwack with a thong and they are dispatched painlessly into spider heaven. (I hasten to add – haven’t seen one for a few months but summer’s coming)

  6. Baino,

    I miss the little lizards that eat up all the insects in the house.
    I live in the Northern part of the USA most of the time but in Winter we live in Florida and have the little lizards. It takes some getting used to having them around but almost everyone I know down there likes them to come in the house and keep it clear of insects.
    Cute little things. And best of all, they love SPIDERS!!!!!!

  7. Grannymar and Baino,

    Once, when we opened up the house in Florida we lifted a cushion on a patio chair and there was the perfect skeleton of a lizard. He had obviously gotten trapped there and died.

    We put the little skeleton in a box and mailed him to our 7 year old grandson in Connecticut and he LOVED it. Took it to school and all the kids had a great time looking at the bones.

  8. Now there’s an idea!

    When my time comes all I have to do is crawl under a cushion. Then someday Elly’s kids can take me in a box to school for examination.
    It puts a whole new picture on playing with Grannymar!

  9. Yes, Grannymar, Elly will say to her little boy, “Georgie, look under the stairs and bring out Granny.She is in a box and you can take her to school and show the other kids.”

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