Are you Old?

“OLD” IS WHEN….. Your darling says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one, I can’t do both!”

“OLD” IS WHEN….. A sexy young girl catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

“OLD” IS WHEN….. Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

“OLD” IS WHEN….. You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.

“OLD” IS WHEN….. You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

“OLD” IS WHEN….. “Getting a little action” means I don’t need to take any fibre today.

“OLD” IS WHEN….. “Getting lucky” means you find your car in the car park.

“OLD” IS WHEN….. An “all-nighter” means not having to get up to pee.

If you’re under 50, go on laugh.

If you’re over 50, tell them…. Life gets the last laugh!

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8 thoughts on “Are you Old?

  1. and old is when you stand at the bar and the bar person doesn’t see you because you are grey!

  2. Welcome Mary, What you say is very true.

    Primal I remember the song. As for the rest of it, I’m saying nothing!!! 😉

  3. Enjoyed that, Grannymar – vintage stuff that (esp your banter with Grandad!).

    Don’t forget – “old” chickens make great soup!

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