How it all Started

Since this is Easter Sunday and Blogging folk seem to have a rather loose religious theme I thought I would let you in on Eve’s Talk with God

“Lord, I have a problem.”

“What’s the problem, Eve?”

“I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy.”

“And why is that Eve?”

“Lord, I’m lonely, and I’m sick to death of apples.”

“Well, Eve, in that case I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.”

“Man? What is that Lord?”

“A flawed creature, with many bad traits; he’ll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he’ll give you a hard time. But he’ll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I’ll create him in such a way that he’ll satisfy your physical needs. He’ll be witless and revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won’t be as smart as you, so he’ll also need your advice to think properly.”

“Sounds great,” says Eve, raising one eyebrow, “but what’s the catch, Lord?”

“Well, you can have him on one condition.”

“And what’s that, Lord?”

“As I said, he’ll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring, so you’ll have to let him believe I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret. You know, woman to woman.”

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7 thoughts on “How it all Started

  1. *coughs*Yes, I believe in the Bible that God made woman out of clay and one of Adam’s ribs.Score one for the boys’ team …

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